Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.
"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."
by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013
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Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope
by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016
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Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
by DanVonDan32 January 09, 2017
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Amanda Seales

Smart, funny, and black comedian known for being creative and intentional.

She loves black people to include black men.

Dope actress known for starring in My brother & Me and Insecure.
You can find Amanda Seales *unbothered and on her trampoline
"The fact of the matter is...Amanda Seales is appreciated
by Cultchafam March 29, 2022
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madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
why are you being such a madre seal??
by clclclclcl July 01, 2015
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Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.
Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.
by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021
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Chubby seal

The cuteness you need in your life. much chonk. need 2 squeeze chonk.
Chubby seal1: " OMG! its chubby sealllll! "

Chubby seal2: " OMG! I NEED TO SQUEEZE! "
by hahagg100% March 31, 2022
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