Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.

Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

by the original seeker October 10, 2010

patrick cake

A faggot

You are such a patrick cake!

by Le Roger Le Savage September 2, 2016

Patrick

totally worth of respect for any reason, Patrick Delaney.

He is a true Patrick right there!

by Eidolen December 7, 2016

Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.

Wth are you doing Patrick?

by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017

patrick brown

A rapist, former leader of the Ontario PC Party. Charged with Sexual Misconduct, and denied all allegations against him. Similar to Harvey Weinstein.

A guy down the street was charged with misconduct. He's one hell of a Patrick Brown!

by Dude3031 May 16, 2018

Patrick

Very short kid who is weak with a head shaped like box he is a tattletale and cannot get a girl

Hey my Patrick arrived

by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018

Patrick Greene

Some fuckin idiot that made one of the most immeasurably bad pieces of literature that anyone has ever made. He created some shitty cat play that has no humor nor value portrayed within the play. One would have more laughs watching a documentary on slaughterhouses than this terrible fucking play.

Wow that Patrick Greene is a fucking moron. This shit isn't funny.

by Fuck Patrick Greene October 17, 2018