National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

by mAnonmAr. April 13, 2019

National Skip School Day

Every day

National skip school day is tomorrow!!!!!

by day you get to school todaynot October 31, 2019

National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

National flash tits day

October 27th is national flash tits day

I told her it was October 27th, national flash tits day and she flashed her tits

by Pysondony October 27, 2020

National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

by dianacional February 4, 2021

National stright guys show eachother dick day

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks

Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021