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Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
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Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.
“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”
by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon

Cleveland is mormon
by MormonCleveland September 3, 2021
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mormon

a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.

Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations
by Knmagor March 30, 2023
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Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.
I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.
by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023
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