Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

You feel me or you keel me

A way of saying, someone is either to agree/understand with you, or might as well kill you.

Gurt: Yo
Plait: Yo do u see that fine shyt over there, she bad as hell. You feel me or you keel me?
Gurt: Sybau

by FreeFalestin June 1, 2025

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?

Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

by YakisobaRage May 2, 2020