Forest Port

Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).

Muy just forest ported sth.

by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022

taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

PP Forest God

1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest

Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.

by PP Forest God November 12, 2020

Legacy forest

The term legacy forest means nothing as it is not a term recognized by actual forestry professionals.

They said this forest is a legacy forest, but there is no such thing.

by dfir October 4, 2022

Forest streaking

Basically running naked through a forest nuff said

hey Larry lets go forest streaking to show our freedom

by Epictailz June 5, 2017

Forest or a chicken

To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.

Are you a forest or a chicken?

by Chicken or forest May 22, 2016

The forest school

A prison designed for children ages 11-16. A truly horrible place

Jim"yo looks like those roadmen from that hellhole the forest school"

by Lord poggo October 20, 2020