Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.

Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung

by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021