by shan and dust June 16, 2003

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.
Can also be used as a handy expletive.
Can also be used as a handy expletive.
'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'
'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'
by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc
The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing
A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels
having your ass handed to you
A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels
having your ass handed to you
by gazman123 December 7, 2013

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.
by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

Releasing the faecal muscle intestine of a sheep as it is being slaughtered. Cutting around the anus (the starfish) with a sharp knife and pushing the flesh into the cavity before evicerating the animal.
Just before the hors d'oeuvres are served at the Annnual bankers black-tie ball Sebastian turns to Rupert and asks what he used to do during his summer college breaks; "oh, I dropped sheeps arses, (dropping the arse) as opposed to dropping the soap. I worked at Allied-Irish Beef packers, Ballymun, just outside Dublin in Ireland. It's part of the process of slaughtering and evicerating sheep. I'll tell you all about it after dessert, darling it's guranteed to make you hurl."
by neville_scollop April 20, 2015

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...
Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?
The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...
Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?
The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...
by slimearse July 12, 2009
