Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

arse shrapnel

Tiny pieces of rolled human faeces and toilet paper rubbings that litter a toilet seat during a visit.

I couldn't sit on that, it was covered in some dirty fucker's arse shrapnel.

by RubberDagger October 1, 2010

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.

"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."

by Joey jjs July 3, 2016

TITANIC ARSE

'Titanic arse' can be used to describe a humungous backside; Someone with an arse this big looks like he or she could topple backwards any moment and literally SINK into the ground, hence 'titanic'

meena says; 'wow... her rear end is so big it has the ability to crush anythin in its way, like the titanic did'

aish says; 'now THATS what you call a titanic arse'

by lil_naz January 9, 2008

dropping the arse

Releasing the faecal muscle intestine of a sheep as it is being slaughtered. Cutting around the anus (the starfish) with a sharp knife and pushing the flesh into the cavity before evicerating the animal.

Just before the hors d'oeuvres are served at the Annnual bankers black-tie ball Sebastian turns to Rupert and asks what he used to do during his summer college breaks; "oh, I dropped sheeps arses, (dropping the arse) as opposed to dropping the soap. I worked at Allied-Irish Beef packers, Ballymun, just outside Dublin in Ireland. It's part of the process of slaughtering and evicerating sheep. I'll tell you all about it after dessert, darling it's guranteed to make you hurl."

by neville_scollop April 20, 2015