she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.
but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.
but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.
by JLC24 March 29, 2019

when that 20 year old guy on snapchat is sending you vids of him turning into a wolf and he gets mad at you
by junipers garden May 20, 2022

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.
Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.
by Sockth January 25, 2019

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls
by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008

Incredibly awful
by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.
Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.
Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."
Friends "LOL!"
Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"
EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
Friends "LOL!"
Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"
EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006
