Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.

Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.

by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!

them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!

by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Once-A-Season Friend

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship

Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.

by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010

lifelong friend day

august 12th is a day to appreciate your childhood and lifelong friends

“hey thanks for being my friend all these years. it’s national lifelong friend day.”

by kendallheplo August 11, 2025