It's on like Groupon

Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com
Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!

Oscar: It's on like Groupon
by unemployed8 February 14, 2012
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Wiggle like a worm

Georgie Pig Wiggles Like A Worm That Just Got Born :)
George: Wiggles Like a WIGGLY WORM
Nobody: ...
Everybody in 2010: Mommy pig raised her son well
Everybody in 2021: Wiggle like a worm
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two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.
A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player
by Alexandra Thomas September 21, 2015
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A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 April 23, 2016
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