Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021

Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

Friend

Someone who is there for you, and someone who will hang out with you no matter what your doing.Even if it's nothing they would still be there, and they would talk to you when needed, and a friend would make an effort to see you just as much as you do for them.

Kelsey is such a good friend, she is always there for me, and we and out almost every weekend.

by Kailey12345 April 16, 2017

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”

by Lildia94 August 26, 2020

Iceberg friend

A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.

Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 23, 2011

Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020