Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.

I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.

by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011

Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

by lady killaz January 20, 2016

gay wanker

A very gay person

Kokichi is such a gay wanker

by Gay Wanker September 26, 2023

Faggot Wanker

When someone is lazy and won't do anything for anyone else.

"Why won't you get me that, you faggot wanker!

by Dopedealer69 December 27, 2018

goof wanker

A dumb ass who loves to jack off

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker

by dannymo123 April 19, 2016

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017