A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.
by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020
Get the wanker slushmug. It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
Get the Wanker taxmug. It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
Get the White Wankermug. by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019
Get the Wanker’s lanternmug. A dutch rudder battle to the death.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.
by ShitRooster November 16, 2011
Get the Wanker Tumblingmug. by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021
Get the terminal wankermug. An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
Get the dweeb-wankermug.