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wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.
Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!
by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020
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Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
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White Wanker

It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong
Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument
by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019
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Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.
by ShitRooster November 16, 2011
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terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.
Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.
by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021
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dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster November 19, 2011
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