A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"
by Caitycat September 27, 2009
A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.
by Chunky Skittles January 02, 2019
A polish railroad is when a male recieves anal penetration from two other males simultaneously. The motion of the act is perhaps the most important part. The two penetrating males move in and out in opposite motion meaning as one goes in, one comes out. The motion of the two males in junction with the two penises in the third males anus (the rails) is aptly named the Polish Railroad.
Cam took a ride on the Polish Railroad lead by his two conductors Bill and Luke in Nellie's bed last night.
by Maxipad February 05, 2006
The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.
Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.
by M Prizzle November 29, 2006
An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.
Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.
by JJB December 09, 2002
When you shake up an unopened soda can and then smash it on the ground and it explodes in someones face.
by Jared Katz February 23, 2007
A Jewish person who is of Polish heritage. Often abused for being fat and having no foreskin, the polish jew tends to spend a lot of time at the gym to compensate for his headless snake.
by James Jack Shaw November 10, 2010