Lakewood Rangers Football

The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.

Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”

by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025

Next Gen Ranger

A overpriced, over engineered peice of shit that only the biggest of flogs drive. The only thing softer than a Ranger driver's ego is it's gearbox!

"Hey man, I think that's Aaron in his Next Gen Ranger tailgating and road raging that poor old lady. What a flog!"

by Rekluse_86 December 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink

She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores

Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers

by Jagermeister February 23, 2025

Ranger

Hard R version of the word Ranga an offensive term used for anyone with red hair

I hate that stupid Ranger

by Theograngerman February 28, 2025