Skip to main content

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
mugGet the do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss mug.

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016
mugGet the Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states mug.
The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
mugGet the Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun mug.

staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
by WawaBings November 30, 2017
mugGet the staring down the barrel mug.

Barrel

Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
That guy is a massive barrel!
by Leggsy Aspect August 5, 2018
mugGet the Barrel mug.

Barrel roll

Originating in Huntington woods, Mi, barrel roll is a ubiquitous term often yelled out by drunken line cooks in an effort to confuse and bewilder waitstaff into believing it has as alternate and often dirty meaning.
Nate: BARREL ROLL!!!

Server: what does barrel roll mean?

Chef Moobs: Look it up on urban dictionary.
by Hotline Deebo July 1, 2023
mugGet the Barrel roll mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email