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To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.
Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!
by Polar express December 9, 2017
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When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
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The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.
I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.
by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass
Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!
by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
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