Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them

Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express

by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019

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Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

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whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.

“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”

by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024

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Tommy's Express

that mo fuckin' car wash that plow all other car washes in the state of tennessee.

I take the hoes to Tommy's Express for a good time...

by gdogg1217 June 5, 2025

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Overly expressive Homosexual

Mostly a guy who has to tell everyone in every sentence they produce that they are into men or how their sexlife looks like how many partners they had this week e.g

A guy is an Overly expressive Homosexual cuz he needs validation on his Sexuality as his only Charactertrait.

by Dest1ny January 25, 2023

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