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Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's
Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?
by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
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backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands
Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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