by Zenoxum July 3, 2021
Get the Watermelon wankermug. British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
Get the Wanker at the wheelmug. Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
Get the Wanker's Crownmug. Noun:- (plural)
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
Get the Sunshine wankersmug. Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"
by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016
Get the backhand wankermug. The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
Get the Nightshift wankermug. A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
Get the promo wankermug.