backhand wanker

A person who indulges in the act of masturbation using the back of his hands

Denlie caught Jesmond wanking using the back of his hands and exclaimed "Tch! Jesmond you backhand wanker"

by Cindy The Cat July 15, 2016

wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat

Amy Jo is such a wanker kebab

by Chloebelle February 9, 2018

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020

Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.

It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.

by Mezentius January 31, 2021

White Wanker

It's a pun derived from White Walker (the game of thrones); Used towards white people, not necessarily derogatory

He's such a white wanker

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021