To drastically and emotionally plead with a male penis to stay erect. Typically used between 11pm and 2am, but is often appropriate to be used earlier depending on the abv of the affected.
by ED sage April 21, 2023
 Get the Tell upmug.
Get the Tell upmug. That is not what you are doing Anna. You are drawing a box around 'innocent kids and journalists' and pointing at that and shrieking at me like a chimp so you don't have to give me the credit and pay me and, beyond that, you don't have to stop the people who are doing this to me because you had get raped so now I have a mental illness I don't actually have imposed on me and there's just no undoing it BECAUSE I SAID THE THING I SAY ABOUT YOUR THING! Right? This is the most extreme example of media collusion of which I have ever even heard!
Hym "What you are doing is in no way shape or form 'telling the truth' Anna and I'm not exchanging care with you to get you to care about my thing. And you've already made what you're doing explicit. You're rejecting my framing of the issue and just inventing a new reality and you're likely doing it for religiously motivated reasons. I don't have to just live with 'my problem' and I don't have to do what you would like me to have to do for it to be solved."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
 Get the Telling the truthmug.
Get the Telling the truthmug. Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma  August 25, 2013
 Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.
Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug. by Lyle s July 30, 2022
 Get the Tell me and will both knowmug.
Get the Tell me and will both knowmug. Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."
Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
 Get the They tell us not to take you seriouslymug.
Get the They tell us not to take you seriouslymug. by fr33agent July 17, 2025
 Get the tell a man somethingmug.
Get the tell a man somethingmug. Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
by Cap138118 May 5, 2021
 Get the Tell your crush you like them daymug.
Get the Tell your crush you like them daymug.