I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

don't tell mere

Don't tell mere started from a video by Matt Carriker who is the main person in the popular YouTube channel Demolition Ranch and Off The Ranch where he bought a new gun and told viewers to not tell mere his wife Meredith Carriker

Matt brought a new gun and told his friend don't tell mere

by T. Drake November 16, 2023

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

Tell the truth

I didn't do the "at least don't lie" part and this obviously isn't what you meant.

Hym "You said 'tell the truth' not 'create A.I. and be objectively better than everyone.' And to be fair, the telling the truth part isn't the part that is working. Literally everything except telling the truth is working. The truth telling part is the part that is not getting me the credit for the A.I."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

wait no telling

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask

Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling

by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023