Polish Basement

The ground level room(s) of a split-level house. Not to be confused with the actual below-grade basement.

You want my parents to sleep in the Polish Basement?

by MCJR March 23, 2012

Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008

Polish Railroad

A polish railroad is when a male recieves anal penetration from two other males simultaneously. The motion of the act is perhaps the most important part. The two penetrating males move in and out in opposite motion meaning as one goes in, one comes out. The motion of the two males in junction with the two penises in the third males anus (the rails) is aptly named the Polish Railroad.

Cam took a ride on the Polish Railroad lead by his two conductors Bill and Luke in Nellie's bed last night.

by Maxipad February 6, 2006

Polish Blowjob

The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.

Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.

by M Prizzle November 29, 2006

Polish Kabob

An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.

Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.

by JJB December 9, 2002

polish grenade

When you shake up an unopened soda can and then smash it on the ground and it explodes in someones face.

Stop throwing polish grenades at me! Your wasting all my coke!

by Jared Katz February 24, 2007

Polish Jew

A Jewish person who is of Polish heritage. Often abused for being fat and having no foreskin, the polish jew tends to spend a lot of time at the gym to compensate for his headless snake.

Polish Jews are most commonly called james, or mount vic jew step

by James Jack Shaw November 12, 2010