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The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
by T-Rail April 2, 2007
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Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.
Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)
by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015
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Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015
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Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
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wyatt palm

When you take but drugs out of someone’ named Wyatt’s asscrack and then fist thier dog
by Joe Biden lover 69 September 24, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
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pink palm puff

the girliest most demure hoodie company u will ever see
"what are you wearing?"

"its a pink palm puff hoodie!"
by imalwayslazy August 13, 2025
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