lie

the cake

this cake is so fake is a lie

by kinekosogayhegay May 21, 2020

korean lie

When a Korean man promises that he will put it in the vagina, but puts it in the butt.

The guy just Korean lied me

by Rossreinhart July 9, 2018

You ARE going to lie.

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.

Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds

Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Lie

WHEN EEVEE SAYS SHE LOOKS ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT

Thats a lie, You look perfect

by H0T M4N December 7, 2023

Lie-tied

This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.

As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!

by von groovy April 7, 2025

No Lie

To be serious or telling the truth.

A newer version of this phrase is "no cap".

Person1:" Bro when you gonna give me back my 5 dollars."

Person2: "No lie bro i got you on Wednesday."

by FonutYt October 10, 2021