Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?
My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...
"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"
"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."
"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"
"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."
"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022
Get the Mario Party Superstarsmug. The action on standing on the right leg, putting the left foot up by you’re hip and holding it with you’re hand.
by Smallbitchesaresexy September 21, 2021
Get the Shoggin Mario boquiepfanymug. by lol you see this? --> June 26, 2023
Get the mario kart ayeemug. by Oneofthefaggz October 19, 2020
Get the Mario Kart GCmug. The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023
Get the Super Mario Galaxymug. Similar to Mario Karted, where you go from first or second to a bottom spot in a stupid way. Based off the voice clip from Mario Kart 64.
Person 1: *gets knocked from first to last by a Blue Shell and an army of reds* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!
Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!
by Golden Inferno February 17, 2018
Get the Welcome to Mario Kart!mug. Rom hacking has evolved to the point where you could recreate the entirety of Super Mario 64 with beta assets.
by Cynical Man November 23, 2021
Get the Super Mario 64mug.