Mormon

Off brand christian

You ar mormon

by grmacrn April 27, 2020

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019

mormon juice

Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.

"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?

by Uncle Mongo December 9, 2021

Mormon

Claim pace probably

Those damn Mormons

by Killian pace May 11, 2025

Mormons

We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.

Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "

by The One With Wives March 15, 2022

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016