mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 31, 2023

hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 07, 2011

Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 02, 2017

Chingrown hair

chin-grown-hair
noun

1. An ingrown hair on the chin.

Dude one: "Yo, is that a pimple on your chin?"

Dude two: "Nah fam, it's just a chingrown hair."

by Thebesthandle September 14, 2016

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.

“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”

by Yeet us that feet us September 23, 2019

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol July 05, 2013