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Wilmslow Express

One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023
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Polar Express

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night
by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022
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Nalga Express

Nalga Express is when I woman doesn't have the money to pay for something so she lets whoever she owes run a train on her or if it's one person he takes his pay out of her ass
She said she didn't have enough money to pay me so I told her I accept cash, cash app, and Nalga Express. She paid me really quick.
by 918peg November 3, 2025
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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