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Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…
omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!
by Skunkeim July 29, 2024
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Deck

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).
"You try that shit with me and I'll deck you in your schnozz"
by Rondour December 29, 2020
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Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards
Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.
by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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Tap Deck

When a Warlock topdecks a good card using his hero power in Hearthstone.
"...That son of a bich tap-decked Siphon Soul and prevented my lethal! never lucky bullshit"
"!or: "Hahaha Doomguard tap deck easy win
by TheFallenAngle January 11, 2018
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deck

basically, it means you like hurt someone. so, you punch someone up! or like throw someone on the floor and beat the living shit out of you!
hunny, I wouldn’t fuck with that girl- the rock is her dad and he’d deck your ass.
by narutolover1243 October 20, 2018
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cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.
This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.
by StarryGordon October 7, 2021
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