National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

National Diop Day

A Day to celebrate Muhamad Do Diop and his greatness as a Diop 08/26

This is very Diop of you

what a Diop day

Muhamad Diop if he was a bop he wouldn’t be stopped eamon called the cops while being on top

NATIONAL DIOP DAY!!!!!!!!!

by Dioper August 25, 2024

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

national grab ass day

on april 8th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by wh0re;) April 8, 2022

National Bestie Day

on april 30th

Mark: Hey john did you know it is National Bestie Day?
John: no fuck off

by jroachcock199 April 30, 2022

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

national redhead boyfriend day

a day for all the ginger bfs out there because i love my ginger ! 😁😁

happy national redhead boyfriend day jud i love you!!

by volleyballiscool214 August 1, 2022