You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
by Da Kriss March 19, 2020
Get the fat fingers fridaymug. Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021
Get the Shiny Fingersmug. The act of laying on your back farting so hard you ass starts to gape then sticking your moist finger you have been sucking on for 20 minutes up your gaping asshole and farting a little to hard and getting some poo poo on you finger tip after your ass closes on your finger trapping it like a Chinese finger trap concealing your finger forever in your puckering anus.
by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023
Get the Dirty Finger Holemug. An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.
Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;
by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017
Get the Prancing sissy fingermug. by ur nan 😟🐛 April 11, 2022
Get the four fingers upmug. 
