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folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”
by GlennNasty January 11, 2018
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Fart

by Princess pink12345 November 12, 2020
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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
by fartso54 November 25, 2016
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farts over sharts

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022
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Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.
That was a good fart Greg.
by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023
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Fart

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly
by your local freak May 1, 2022
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