have a good day

Pretending to care about the outcome of another person's day, and giving the appearence of hoping for it to be a good outcome.

Idiot: Keep the 5 cents change.
You: Thank you, have a good day!

by Boney Malone February 3, 2012

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Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009

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The fictional device that the Russians had in Dr. Strangelove that would automatically set off if the USA ever attacked the Soviet Union. It's detination would destroy the entire world. The reasoning was that it was a whole lot cheaper to make it and threaten the world then try to keep up in Arms Race, Space Race and Peace Race against the USA.

It's a Dooms Day Device, able to blow up the entire world with jsut a flick of a switch.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

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National Thot Day

National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.

Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic

by BitchesBLurkin October 9, 2018

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Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019

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International 69 day

This great day is on the 6th of september, each year. The wonderful day where everyone gets head whilst giving head. It's just a great W for everybody around. Everyone gets head, everyone is happy.

Gary: Oh m8, can't wait till the 6th of septemeber.
TIm: Oh why is that?
Gary: Dude its the international 69 day, me and Beth are gonna get it on in the back of me van.

by MattsCrack September 23, 2019

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