“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

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Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017

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