double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021

Double Negative

A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake

Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?

by Excuse me, I farted June 16, 2021

European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.

Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.

by Ninjow June 17, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

double-first-cousin

Double-cousin or double-1C:
1- Child of their parent’s full sibling with the other parent’s full sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.

My double-first-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

My double-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Double Typo

A Double Typo is when someone uses a typo twice in the same few letters/words.

Saying prObiotic rather than prEbiotic is a double typo, as you both missed the e key and hit the o key in the same space, making is probiotic not prebiotic.
another is spelling double typo as duoble tpyo.

by why is cummy already in use May 17, 2021