Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.

"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."

by Urban slurs June 06, 2021

Faggot bitch nigga cunt

A faggot bitch who likes dick and being fucked in the ass. Usually named Lance

Lance is a faggot bitch nigga cunt.

by Penisfaggot6969 May 13, 2024

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you

fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 07, 2023

baseline cunt

Acts a cunt 24/7 without the need of alchohol

Ems such a baseline cunt, she hadn't even had a drink and sparked out that geeza

by 6pip9 February 15, 2021

Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain”

Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife

by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020

Cunt Kayak

Female version of "douche canoe"

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.

by Tall Smart Girl August 30, 2021

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023