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Emo Bangs Kid

An Emo Bangs Kid is those kids who cut their hair short and get bangs but always push their bangs off to the side/part them so they don't look like they have bangs and then once their 'bangs' have grown out to be like around the length of the rest of their hair they push their bangs to their face so you can't see their eyes.

Usually Emo Bangs Kids will wear like the black doctor face mask so you can't even tell who they are and to be honest most Emo Bangs Kids don't look as bad/cringey as you expect them to- although then there's /those/ Emo Kids.....

The Cringey 'Emo' Fake Depressed Kids are a TOTALLY different thing than the Emo Bangs Kids

Emo Bangs Kids are pretty chill(From my experience)

I rate them a solid 96/10

"Orchasttsrshjk is my favorite word" --Me, a former Emo Bangs Kid
"Yo I heard you're an Emo Bangs Kid, that true?"
"Yeah only at home though"
"Sweet bro"
"K"
by Yo-Wtf October 20, 2022
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Made for kids

something that is educational and suitable for all ages, most notably preschool ages (3+)
Carter: Is this show made for kids?
Betty: Yes!
Ogo: Hah, knew it, son of a goat.
by carterlol January 2, 2022
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No-Quarter Kid

An idiot. In reference to children that would walk up to an arcade cabinet and instead of asking their parents for a quarter to play, would just grab the joystick and mash the buttons and would think they are playing. This is because they are dumb and don’t know how anything works. Similar to anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers.
“The government is putting micro chips in the vaccine!”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”
by SammyCrates January 5, 2022
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Ipad Kid

xiomara

xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one

talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology

he probably is and ipad
“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape
by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022
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straight kids

a group full of eight people
that are definitely ANYTHING but straight
lmao look at them
they are so gay
no. they are straight kids..
by nicolicek January 8, 2022
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stinker kids

After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022
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Shitting on’ kids

Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
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