Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011

Computer Graphicated

computer generated images used in ‘real’ or ‘live’ scenes (such as in movies)

The helicopter explosion in that movie was totally computer graphicated.

by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009

computer cum

Cum or other white liquid on a electronic device. That was either sprayed or manually put on there.

Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION

by Demtane June 10, 2017

computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.

Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!

by alexhasskills March 12, 2012

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.

1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.

by 10001110001 January 12, 2006