by randomShit1234567 September 07, 2010
One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing
The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.
by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020
Their is always that one kid in your class that would eat Erasers for the fuck of it. An Eraser eater is basically a class clown side show comedian. They usually are popular in Kindergarten up until 4th or 5th grade. They take dares from their "Audience" and other kids dare them to eat stuff. They tend to outgrow doing stupid shit for attention once they get plagued with dignity and the thoughts of trying to actually get a girl. But not always. Sometimes Eraser Eaters stay eating Erasers up until college. Just for shits and giggles.
Devin- Dare me to eat this Eraser?
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.
Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.
Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.
Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.
Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater
by GM123 July 20, 2016
by The king 👑 June 19, 2019
That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils
Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.
by BoomboxFish June 14, 2019
by benwastyxx September 17, 2010
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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>
trevor is a contemplative eater
by farturohaha August 26, 2007