dusty spider

A complex and strenuous sex position. Few people have done it and few know what it is. The girl lies flat on her back and puts her arms over her head and balances on her palms (and fingers only if possible) with heels on the ground so that her back is elevated from the ground. The guy does her missionary style but his heels and palms are on the ground as well. All this is taking place in the dirt.

Showtime: Dude i just pulled the dusty spider with my girlfriend last night!

Executive: Wow you could do it?! My girlfriend and I couldn't. Thats crazy! And mind boggling!

by Easton and Clay September 2, 2007

Spider Kiss

When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.

Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"

by Spyreman January 26, 2015

Snides

A very small (baby dick) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/grass/weed/reefreef

"ey yo son light up dat snides so I can get slightly high"

by beard man destroyer of worlds December 21, 2008

camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.

Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

spades

Spade; A type of short shovel, Spades; A card game or merely a suit of playing cards.

I'm going to have to beat you in the face with that damn spade if you don't shut the hell up about my momma yo' nigga'. I am pretty damn beast at spades; the card game.

by Etrigan October 3, 2003

Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

by dubb pete August 19, 2010