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Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
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Palm Raping

palm raping
adj. (p-al-m, Rap-ing)

When someone goes to give you a high five u slap there palm with your penis instead of the hand, without there concent.
Jack Palm Raped his mate when he offered a high five.
Im going to go palm Raping this evening
by sven swedish October 20, 2011
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Palm Tree

Very tall object and/or person; Because palm tree can be very tall in real life.
1. He is such a palm tree.
2. Ask your palm tree friend to help you grab the object on the upper shelf.
by sharerainbows March 15, 2023
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Olof Palme

Olof Palme was a Swedish Prime Minister. Until he was mysteriously murdered one cold February night in 1986. Olof Palme is one of Newmans greatest obsessions and he will never stop shitposting about him until he figures out who murdered him. Olof was also a Communist that pretended to be a socdem, don't listen to the deniers like Proletarian Raich, Grenjadog and El Gato.
Newman: So he is not a liberal, or a socdem. He must be a..
Cyridius: Oh ffs Newman
Newman: Olof Palme!
by Project Newman November 17, 2016
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Palm shit

Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.

Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
by TofuKiba June 22, 2021
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Palm buddy

Someone who uses the same cum rag as you
Sebastian is Sam's Palm buddy!
They share toy trucks, tricycles, and their CUM RAGS!
by Just Go With It... June 23, 2009
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