Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Dream Luck

Dream Luck means when somenoe is very lucky at a game, this makes reference when dream got a really lucky speedrun, because he had a mod turned on when doing the speedrun.
"That guy got Dream Luck!" "Ayo, that's dream luck"
by MajorisGuardian December 27, 2021
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luck gerbail

someone who gets little to no poompah
“hey man im going to stephanie’s tonight you know what that means” “ cmon man we know you’re a luck gerbail and get little to no poompah”
by might be james-ferrell September 27, 2023
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