Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Get the Panda Expressmug. Refers to the TransPennine Express train service, commonly run between Glasgow and Manchester Piccadilly.
1: what train should we catch today?
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.
by ohioRizzer786 December 5, 2023
Get the TransPenile Expressmug. When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
Get the Hong Kong Expressmug. by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
Get the Ride the Pineapple Expressmug. Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
by softcock Express April 27, 2010
Get the Softcock expressmug. by DillyDerk June 17, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain expressmug. Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 26, 2023
Get the Bed Bug Expressmug.