everythingologist

(n.)
/ˌev-rē-ˈthiŋ-ˌä-lə-jist/
informal, often derogatory

1. A person who presents themselves as an expert in every field, especially those they have no formal background in.
2. A walking TED Talk with no pause button.
3. Someone who quotes Jung, critiques gender theory, recommends steak-only diets, and explains geopolitics before breakfast.

I was just here for a debate on free speech, and suddenly this everythingologist is lecturing us on ancient Mesopotamian hierarchies and liver detox.

everythingologist by HannibalBarca April 23, 2025

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Basically JJ with Apple Enthusiasm.

What is going on guys, EVERYTHINGAPPLEJJ here!

everythingapplejj by everythingapplejj June 24, 2025

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