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Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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Valentine

A Valentine is a wonderful woman with dazzling eyes, a mesmerizing smile and heavenly boobs. She will be your favorite work of art. Have a Valentine in your life.
When I met Valentine she was so beautiful that I fell in love right away!
by therealfranksinatra November 22, 2021
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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019
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Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
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Cherry Valentine

Cherry is an extremely talented drag queen from drag race uk season 2. Extremely sweet or insanely talented than cherry. Cherry absolutely deserves the entire world and more. If you want to think of perfection, just think of cherry. Cherry absolutely oozes talent in every little thing she’s done and everyone can’t wait to see what’s next #streamaesthetic
do you want to see perfection? just look at cherry valentine
by anonymousssssoxxxox April 24, 2021
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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