tokeaholic

addicted to marijuana or addicted to toking.

"Dude, you smoke so much, your a tokeaholic"

by armadaskis December 25, 2008

Taken The Fuck Out

Usually used in very physical oriented sports. (ie: american football, hockey, MMA, boxing, etc.)

Said when one athlete is hit very hard, and often falls down on his/her back, knees, is spun around, drops to the ground very suddenly, or has an injury from the hit, losing conscience, almost instantaneously after being hit. Could lead to concussions.

Very entertaining, but the viewer should feel guilty for watching.

Could also be applied to real-life collisions where one person falls down hard, and stays down for a period of time. Tripping and falling, etc.

* Two guys watching the NFL game on TV*

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy got crushed. He's not getting back up!
Guy 2 : I know! That guy got taken the fuck out!
Guy 1: I think he broke his neck!

by Snakes&Arrows July 17, 2009

Tokers Throat

Tokers throat is an unfortunate side-effect of inhaling large amounts of cannabis-smoke. This is often the case if you are smoking a dry-bong.
Often also referd to as cotton mouth.

This disease can be cured by drinking large quantities of milk

Toker one: Hey man! I've really got a tokers throat right now!
Toker two: Me too, let's drink some milk.
Toker one: YAEH! That's going to straigthen me like a needle.

by Perry & jotmeizter October 27, 2010

toke countdown

The anxious countdown to when you will be able to smoke weed next. Can range from minutes to weeks.

Wendy: (on Facebook chat) hey what are you up to?
Peter: (on Facebook chat) ugh I'm on a toke countdown until my parents go to bed.

by wecomefromstars March 13, 2011

toker's tummy

The stomach of a regular toker. Not all said persons are necessarily fat. Toker's tummies can handle large masses of delicious junk food without exploding. This is where delicious munchies are transported.

Toker 1: "Yo dude, I think my toker's tummy is full."
Toker 2: "No such thing man. Here, eat some more of these delicious chips."

by The Turkish Toker August 25, 2011

tokinator

a badass who tokes like a transformer from another dimension

hey bro, you high? you look like you're from another dimension.
duh man. i'm the tokinator.

by peruca January 9, 2012

Toke it up

When people want to smoke a marijuana bowl.

Guy: "hey let's toke it up? "
Girl: "I'm down pass that shiet."

by 4The2Stoner0 October 2, 2016