Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 22, 2021

Simpson

A name that you give someone that is a simp or partakes in simp activities with the hoes.

Jackson is a simp…. I’m going to start calling him Simpson because he’s down bad.

by Youalreadyknowhoitis January 8, 2022

Simpsons

A yellow character also this was made by Cameron Joste 7G M11

Your a simpsons

by Yaboicj May 23, 2018

simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.

"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"

by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021

Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.

“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”

by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021

simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now

boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”

by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper November 23, 2015