Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Danny Simpson

A fucking manwhore at heart, but cant seem to get laid.

Stick

Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"

Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore

by DannyHater2921 January 3, 2023

azion simpson

Thick and most definitely the prettiest , has a bad attitude but the loyalist person of all

i love azion Simpson

by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021

Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am lucky to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life. Definitely husband material!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023

Twerk like Homer Simpson

Twerkin like Becky with the good hair!

James is so lucky that his wife can twerk like Homer Simpson.

by TopNotch1192 February 9, 2024