An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.
by PNajmaie August 17, 2007
Get the skin watchmug. by Mary Bow-wow April 27, 2006
Get the skin violinmug. by 951 TR September 16, 2007
Get the skin clothingmug. When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.
Usually older people have this.
Usually older people have this.
by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010
Get the Dorito Skinmug. A term used to describe a condom in one of the northern states, more specifically New Hampshire and perhaps a few surrounding states.
"I hate using gas station bathrooms"
"Why?"
"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"
"I always get the one that glows!"
"You're gross"
"Why?"
"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"
"I always get the one that glows!"
"You're gross"
by Marktim sibmaker October 31, 2007
Get the beetle skinmug. 
Get the Yellow Skinmug. When partaking in sexual intercourse and the mans testicles slap against thee parters genitalia primarily slapping the clitoris or groin.
by lomik November 25, 2007
Get the slappin skinmug.